"Reality is wrong. Dreams are forever."
"My wife tells me I never listen...I think that is what she said"
"8th grade guys can't go out with 7th grade girls, because that is like child molestation. But when 8th grade girls
go out with 7th grade guys...that's cool"
"I picture you running around as a little kid, with a red cape, and then your mom comes in on the phone, and you
mimmick her saying 'yeah...yeah'"
"I can't decide between donuts or cherries!"
"Lisa- "Fork?"...Is that supposed to be funny?
"Personally, I think we live in a snow globe & there are ants watching us."
"Damn it, now I can't decide between angry duck, small dog growl, and singing cat"
"Sleep is the best meditation"
"Immature love says, "I love you because I need you" Mature love says, "I need you because I love
"One good thing about music when it hits you, you feel no pain"
"When in doubt, mumble"
"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive"
"I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees."
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but when he stands at
times of challenge and controversy."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh."
"Lisen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles the won'ts. Listen
to the never haves, and listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anythin can be."
"If you cannot say something nice, say something vague."
"If you don't like something change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it
seems like a minute. That's relativity."
"Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for whats inside."
Should I smile because we are friends...or cry because we will never be?
Its funny how the person that puts the biggest smile on my face also brings the most tears to my eyes...
My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now is in pieces by you.
Yeah those last few ones are stupid/depressing/weird...but w/e
ilovetacobellboi: Anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain. haha this quote reminds
me of you lisa!
ilovetacobellboi:the kitchen is no place for a live horse!
Cowgirlcutie2007: where was fire safety when i was in 6th grade!!
GreenKake1221: they just didnt like ur 6th grade class enough!!
Cowgirlcutie2007: no!! they just felt bad for ur 6th grade class cause mine was cooler!!
Napoleon: Well can you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Napoleon: But my lips hurt realy bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse, I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: Im not gonna use hers you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: UGH! IDIOT!
dude:Napoleon, gimme some of your tots
Napoleon: No go find your own
Dude: come one gimme sme of your tots.
Napoleon: No, I didnt get to eat anything today!"
Dude: *kicks napoleons tators so they smish in his pocket*
Napoleon: GOd! GROSS!!
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that i have been chatting all day with babes. Besides, we bot know im training to become
a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when KIP? YOu have lkike the worst reflexes ever!
Kip: Try and hit me napoleon.
Kip: I said come down her and see what happens if you try and hit me
Napoleon: *sets cup down* Your such an idiot!
Kip: Lemme see whats your best move
Napoleon: *pushes Kip's shoulder, Kip automatically smacks Napoleon in the head.*
Napoleon: Ugh, doorbell. I'll get it...*Slaps kip and runs to the door*
hahah WOW I AM A DORK!
"Morgan, this crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds, who have never had a girlfriend in their lives. They're like,
30, and they work up little codes together, and they analyze Greek Mythology and make up secret societies where other guys
who have never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupif crap like this to feel special. Its a Scam. Nerds were doing it
25 yeaers ago, and new nerd are doing it again/"
~Joaquin Phoenix In Signs~
"This is exactly what the nerds want..."
~Joaquin Phoenix in Signs!!~
Love starts wit a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't Cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back, you'r missing the good stuff.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
Some people make the world special just by being in it.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you cna look besie you, and your best friend will be there.
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person that made you cry??
Nodody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints in your heart.
Every girl wants a man she can go to in her sweats, hair a mess, make-up running down her face, eyes red from crying,
adn the first thing he says to her is "baby, your so beautiful" & means it.
"Only god can judge me"
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
YOUR SO BIG AND STRONG AND POPULAR!
It takes a minute to love, and a life time to forget.